Alright, I’ve only done this like eight times so it’s not a huge sample size. But Randy said this was my best performance ever. And Randy ain’t no bullshitter, so I’m going to take his word for it. I didn’t have a lot prepared this time around. I almost decided to just repeat an entire set that I had performed before. I really don’t like repeating things. That’s boring as fuck. I don’t want to...
Well, this was really special. It went down on October 20th at this place called Cervetoria Craft Beer Pub. I gotta tell ya how this all happened first tho. After the very first show I did in Lisbon I had a chance to talk with a bunch of other comedians. The dude that headlined the show that night was Hugo Rosa. He’s been a comedian here in Portugal for a long ass time. Like almost...
Hey look there was a second shitty comedy show. How cool is that? Didn’t have my best go here. Was only a week after being in the hospital. Still feeling pretty shity. How appropriate. Didn’t have a whole lot of time to write and practice material. You can tell in the video. Way too many pauses again. It was not a great performance. But you know what? For the first time I was actually excited...
Fuck. fuck. fuck. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. You ever fucked up before? How about in a room full of people? How about in a room full of people with a microphone in your hand and those people expect you to entertain them but you have no fuckin clue what you’re doing? Yeah, that’s what I did. Fuck me sideways this is so painful to watch. Alright, it didn’t start off terrible. I told this story about how I’ve...
I’m aware it might seem pretentious to make a greatest hits compilation video after only doing five shows. But make sure you check out this amazing video of my greatest hits! These are the cuts that I thought had the best crowd reaction and some personal favorites. Also, a giant website overlay because of marketing or something. I don’t know how that shit works. I’ve never successfully promoted anything. What am I supposed to say...
Silence. Beautiful, beautiful silence. Offering us time to focus, and think. To relax and contemplate the moment. Silence is a beautiful gift in a world full of notifications, noise, and other auditory distractions. Though one of the worst times to receive this gift is when you’re standing on the stage of a comedy show with a microphone in your hand. Fuck my life. Well, I LOVED and HATED this show at the same time. I...
Ah, man, I loved this set so much. It felt so good. “I was watching a documentary on Queen Victoria’s menstrual cycle. And I’m not usually into period pieces.”. Fuckin classic. There’s a reason I started off with that. I was letting a buddy of mine from England read through my joke notes a few days before the show. He basically didn’t laugh at anything and thought it was all garbage. He almost punctured a...
Well, this set is really painful for me to watch. It really felt like everything went against me this time around and I didn’t handle any of it well. Turns out stand up comedy is hard. Who knew? First off, the show went on really really long. I was waiting for hours to get on. And guess what the performers got this second show? FREE DRINKS ALL NIGHT. Guess who hasn’t been drinking a lot...